Top 10 Disney Heroes

I'm a Disney Fanatic, capital D and capital F. I honestly did not watch anything but Disney movies between kindergarten and 7th grade. This made high school a little awkward as I hadn't seen, you know, TV shows, or Titanic, or Die Hard, Star Wars, and The Breakfast Club or really anything that wasn't animated. But I was perfectly satisfied with my Disney movies. Who needs real people anyway (says the introvert)? Animated guys can be hot; Disney just makes them so good, you know? They're cute and smart and funny and noble and sometimes have castles--my chances of finding a Real Life man with a castle are pretty damn slim. So, in honor of my love for these fictional men who can never love me back, I have made this list of the top 10 Disney Heroes.

10) Prince Philip/Prince Charming/The Prince

"Now, Father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!"

"So this is love."

He doesn't speak...

Movies: Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

I've combined these three because they are So.Freaking.Similar! They're all princes, all attractive, they all have castles, and none play a particularly important role in the films (with the exception of Philip as he slays the dragon and all). The Prince from Snow White was so unimportant that they didn't even bother to give him a name, for goodness sakes! So, nothing really stands out about these fellas, but their looks and castles were enough to earn them a spot on The List--even if it's the last spot.
Superlatives: Psh, yeah right

9) John Smith

"Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me."

Movie: Pocahontas
Age: ??
Personality: John is adventurous, brave, independent, and determined. He is prejudiced in the beginning (a bit of an asshole to be honest) but he changes his ways and actually is the first Disney Hero to get with a Princess who was of a different race. I would critique him by saying he doesn't out enough importance and value in his friends. He kinda leaves Thomas hanging to go off and do his own thing, which isn't necessarily bad, but Thomas is a pansy and he could have used some advice/guidance.
Looks: He's got great hair! John's got lovely eyes too, but we don't really get to see much of his body. Also, I abhor that hat he wears.
Occupation/Hobbies: He is a sailer and a settler. Not a glamorous job, and he's away a lot of the time, but it's something.
Castle: No
Superlatives: Best Hair

8) Tarzan

"GORRRRILLLA!"

Movie: Tarzan
Age: 20
Personality: Tarzan is kind and romantic. He places a strong importance on family, willing to anything to protect and help those he loves. He's also quite curious, and an extraordinarily fast learner. I think Tarzan's most shining character feature is his ability to love so deeply. He cares so much for his mother, family, friends, and Jane.
Looks: He's got a nice body, which is blatantly evident since all he wears is that ridiculously small loin cloth. I'm not a huge fan of his face (as mean as that sounds) and the way his toes can move about independently freaks me out too. But his body is just sooo good.
Occupation/Hobbies: No occupation to be found. Enjoys learning about humans, surfing around the treetops, and monkeying about (I'm so punny) with his animal family.
Castle: Hah, no, he's in the jungle for pete's sake!
Superlatives: Best Body

7) Jim Hawkins

"Look, I'm kind of in a hurry, ok? I've gotta find a place to hide 

and there's pirates chasing me..."

Movie: Treasure Planet
Age: 15 (Alas, a bit too young)
Personality:  Jim's a bit of a bad boy, and he's got some daddy issues. But he's a good guy underneath just looking for a bit of adventure. He loves his mom, which is a point in his favor. No dog, but he does get pretty close to the little floating blubber thing, Morph.
Looks:  Jim has an undeniable boyish charm. He's not sexy, per se, but he is attractive. He's got kind eyes and a happy, innocent smile. His scowl is pretty sexy though, if you can get past the whole 'he's only fifteen' thing.
Occupation/Hobbies:  After leaving home he is a deckhand. Not exactly a glamorous job, but he works hard. That's a good character trait. At the end of the movie he is a military cadet, which is excellent. This shows dedication and hard work, and a uniform. There's something about a man in uniform! His hobbies include treasure hunting, and riding around on his light-up-mini-sunfish-flying-sailboat/surfboard-looking thing. It's a dangerous hobby, but that just adds to the whole bad boy image.
Castle:  No castle, just an inn. The inn is by the water, which is nice, and I suppose I could live humbly...but it's no castle.
Superlatives: Best Hobbies

6) Captain Phoebus

"Candlelight, privacy, music. 

Can't think of a better place for hand-to-hand combat."

Movie: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Age: ??
Personality: He's pretty funny! Not the funniest, but up there. He is a man of principle and integrity, and very noble, which is a plus. Other than that though, he doesn't stand out to much personality wise in the lineup. He's friendly with his horse, Achilles, which is a point in his favor. I love a guy who loves animals!
Looks: If I'm right, Phoebus is the first one with a beard, and it works for him. He's not classically handsome like Prince Eric, but he's got a ruggedness about him that is very attractive. Not a huge fan of his nose though.
Occupation/Hobbies: Both Phoebus and Shang are Captains, which I like. It's more of an actual career than Prince. I also like the whole military aspect of it, partly because my father was in the military, giving me a great deal of respect for military men, but also because it shows perseverance and dedication to work yourself up through the ranks.
Castle: No, and no chance of getting one.
Superlatives: Best Occupation Tie, Most Noble/Honorable


5) Captain Li Shang

"Um...You...You fight good."

Movie: Mulan
Age: Approx. 23
Personality: Shang isn't my favorite character, personality wise. He's tough, ambitious, prejudiced, and a bit too shy for his own good. He shows the determination and drive needed in a war, which is admirable in a military leader.
Looks: He's got a very nice body and strong jaw. I'm not the biggest fan of his hairdo, or his cape thing, but what're you gonna do. His body is smokin though!
Occupation/Hobbies: Captain, but someone told me that once he gets promoted to General that he's pretty much as close to Prince as he can get in China. I'm not sure how much they were exaggerating, but they know more about Chinese politics than I so I'll go with it. His hobbies include training his beautiful, beautiful body, martial arts, and riding horses.
Castle: No, but once he gets promoted to General they might give him some sort of fancy abode.
Superlatives: Best Occupation Tie


4) Aladdin

"Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught."

Movie: Aladdin

Age: 18

Personality: Aladdin is smart, inventive, and hilarious. Plus, he's got a monkey friend--who doesn't love a guy who hangs with animals? He's got dreams and isn't afraid to reach for them. He is also manipulative and a liar. I understand that he is a product of his environment, he had to do whatever he could to survive on the streets and all, but there is no denying that he seems to be a pathological liar. So his personality isn't the best, but Aladdin is charming! That is, if his name is REALLY Aladdin.

Looks: Attractive, CHECK. I'm a sucker for his smile, and his abs. His clothes aren't the best--I don't care for his purple vest thing--but I can look past all that as long as he's smiling.

Occupation/Hobbies: He is a thief turned prince. To be honest, I liked him better as a thief. He was just so crafty! His hobbies are stealing and hanging around with Abu. He also likes to ride around on carpet. He's got a busy life, so I guess I can't blame him for not having very many hobbies.

Castle: Sort of? He moves in with Jasmine, so he gets a castle, but it's not really his. Plus, if he were to marry me, he wouldn't get the castle in the divorce, so we'd be back on the streets. His shack sure had a nice view though!
Superlatives: Craftiest

3) The Beast

"At-at least... I got to see you... one last time."

Movie:  Beauty and the Beast
Age: 21
Personality: In the beginning he's a bit rough around the edges. But with a little TLC, Beast bloomed! He's a bit shy and reserved, but he is very, very caring. His willingness to let Belle go, even though he loves her and she is his only chance of returning to normal, shows a true strength, love, and strength of moral character that many other Disney Heroes haven't had the opportunity to prove. And the way he tries so hard to woo Belle is just freaking adorable.
Looks: He's not the best looking Disney Hero, but he's unique. His eyes are really his best feature, be him beast or man. I think it's his nose that I'm not too crazy about. He's got a nice body though, as pervy as that sounds. And I like his flowing locks, shows there's still a bit of the beast left in him!
Occupation/Hobbies: He is a prince. As for hobbies, his library is HUGE, so you would think he likes to read, but the new version of the movie has a scene that reveals he doesn't know how to read, so perhaps not. The movie doesn't really say much about Beast's hobbies. From just what we know in the movie, it looks like he spends all his time sulking and wooing Belle. Perhaps kidnapping old men.
Castle: Yes! Scary at first, but happy at the end. I'm not a huge fan of the angel statues plastered all over it or the stained glass windows though--reminds me too much of a church. Still, IMO, any castle is better than no castle.
Superlatives: Most Growth as a Character, Best Eyes

2) Prince Eric

"Believe me, Grim, when I find the right girl, I'll know. 

Without a doubt, it'll just-BAM-hit me. Like lightning."

Movie: The Little Mermaid

Age: 18

Personality:  I think we can all agree that Eric is pretty friendly. He's willing to take in a random stranger from the beach, house her, clothe her, feed her, give her a tour of the town--all without even knowing her name. He's a good guy. AND he's got a dog (Max) who, while a slobbery mess, is still a point in his favor. However, he's also a bit clueless. He's so obsessed with finding the girl of his dreams in the beginning that he doesn't give Ariel a chance, but he eventually comes around and decides to forget about the mystery girl and get with Ariel. A pivotal decision that is ruined by Ursula, but whatever he still decided it. Also, he risked his life to save Ariel at the end, so that kind of makes up for it!

Looks:  Eric is a sexy beast. Good hair. Good eyes. Good smile. Good body. He's got it all. Very classic features. My only complaint would be that he is too classically handsome, there isn't really anything distinctive or special about him--other than being drop dead gorgeous, of course.

Occupation/Hobbies:  He is a prince, so I'm sure he has lots of princely duties. His hobbies appear to be sailing, playing the flute, and playing with his dog, Max. Music is very important to Eric. He's artistic!

Castle:  Yes! And it is lovely, if I do say so myself.  It's by the sea, very picturesque. I would totally live there.
Superlatives:  Best Castle, Best All Around

1) Flynn Rider (Eugene Fitzherbert)

"I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice.

 Here comes the smolder."

Movie: Tangled
Age: 26
Personality: Flynn is HILARIOUS. He is the funniest Disney hero by far; he's got this little sarcastic sense of humor that has a direct line to my funny bone. He's a little bit cocky (hence the smolder), but it works for him, and he can be sweet too. He's not the most open guy, and puts on a bit of bravado, but once you get to know him he opens up and shows his True Self--cue the singing birds. His willingness to die so that Rapunzel can be free from both the burden of her mother and of her hair is a testament to his good character.
Looks: Flynn is attractive and he has the bit of uniqueness that heroes like Prince Eric, Prince Philip, Prince Charming, and The Prince lack. IMO, he is the most attractive Disney Hero.
Occupation/Hobbies: Flynn is a thief. He...steals things. Then he helps Rapunzel and becomes a Prince, so it doesn't look like he has a real job. His hobbies are...stealing things. Whatever, he's still hilarious.
Castle: No castle. After he marries Rapunzel he gets to live in her castle with her parents, but he doesn't have one in his own right. In fact, I'm pretty sure before Rapunzel he probably just freeloaded at friends' places and was basically homeless.
Superlatives: Best Looks, Best Personality, Best Sense of Humor


So there you have it! My list of the Top 10 Disney Heroes! Keeping with the Disney theme, there is some amazing Disney artwork of the Princesses that you should definitely check out. It is beautiful!